Lindsay Lohan is suing financial company E-Trade for $100 million in damages for modeling a "milkaholic," boyfriend-stealing baby named Lindsay after her in an ad that ran in the in the Superbowl last year.

The ad features a baby boy apologizing to his baby girlfriend for not calling her the evening before. "And that milkaholic Lindsay wasn't over?" the baby girl asks him suspiciously. "Lindsay?" the boy replies. At that moment the Lindsay baby pops into the frame and says, "Milk-a-what?" We think it's witty!

Lohan's lawyer, Stephanie Ovadia claims her client's first name has the same recognition value as Oprah and Madonna. She stated, "Many celebrities are known by one name only, and E-Trade is using that knowledge to profit. They used the name Lindsay. They're using her name as a parody of her life. Why didn't they use the name Susan? This is a subliminal message. Everybody's talking about it and saying it's Lindsay Lohan."

Lindsay should be flattered that people know her by first name only, even if it's only when associated with cheating and drunken nights out. Everyone's got to have their M.O.!

Photogs were snapping their cameras and reporters were clicking their recorders like mad to get a shot or quote from last night's big Academy Award winner, Sandra Bullock.

"I didn't aspire to this," the actress, 45, told reporters after winning the Best Actress Oscar for The Blind Side on Sunday. "I was in awe of it. I admired it. I got to watch it like everyone else did, or present, but it wasn't something that I said, 'One day when I get the Oscar.' "

She added, "Don't aspire to be in these shoes. Walk in your own. Everyone's unique, and that's what makes people exciting to watch, I think. So, just savor what you are and not what everyone else wants you to be."

What was most shocking about her win? Bullock's husband Jesse James was all teary-eyed during her acceptance speech. Even the actress couldn't believe that. "Did he cry? He doesn't cry," she said. "He had something in his eye. It's very dusty from the dance music."

When asked about what he whispered in her ear when her name was announced she said, "I'd never divulge what Jesse says unless he divulges it first. It's between me and the man."

What a classy lady!

Poor queen bee of TV Oprah Winfrey was putting on a pre-Oscar show at 10pm Thursday night. The only problem was no one watched it.

We're a little confused about Oprah's business plans lately. First she announces she's putting the kibosh on her daily talk show next year, and now when she tries to do a little something extra, no one even cares. Well, we care Oprah! (Not that we were watching because it was half off pitchers of beer night at our favorite burger joint).

CSI: NY had 12.45 million viewers and Law & Order: SVU 9.04 million last night. Meanwhile, the big O only had 4.37 million watching her TV special.

Maybe it's time for Oprah took a break from the spotlight. She could always make a Britney Spears comeback in five years.

We think she should play hard to get. Make us beg for you, O!

The man who has been stalking Dr. Drew Pinsky and threatened to murder his family was arrested on Wednesday. He was charged with felony stalking.

Charles Pearson has reportedly been sending unnerving emails to the doctor to the rich and famous. One even outrageously claimed Pearson would kill Dr. Drew's children and make his wife eat them.

As if that wasn't enough to disrupt our day, Pearson apparently believes Dr. Drew has somehow stuck a tracking device into his penis.

According to TMZ, Pearson was arrested at Pierce College in Woodland Hills, CA and his bail has been set at $150,000.

Dr. Drew said this is not a matter to be taken lightly. He hopes Pearson, "gets the treatment he clearly needs." Always the good doctor!

The Jackson kids are already starting a new generation of family issues. Yesterday, Michael Jackson's son Blanket was reportedly being threatened with a taser gun his older cousin Jaafar bought on the Internet.

Both the L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services showed up at the house to investigate.

Jackson family members are saying that none of Michael's kids were in the room with the gun, including little Blanket. They also said the gun did make it into the house but it was taken away and never aimed at MJ's little ones.

However, sources maintain that the gun was pointed at not only Blanket but Michael's other son Prince as well. In fact, they also claim that the gun was in the house for days before any adult knew about it and finally confiscated it.

We don't know which story is true but we do know one thing - this family is destined to be in the news forever. Poor kiddies.

Amy Winehouse and her ex husband Blake Fielder-Civil were spotted doing some smooching recently.

The couple, whom divorced last summer were eating tapas at Jamon Jamon in Camden, North London on Sunday. They must have needed a little help digesting, hence the lip exercise.

There is no word yet as to just how far the former mister and misses has taken the kissing. Friends close to Winehouse and her jailbird ex-hubby say they have seen each other just a few times since Blake was released from prison last year. However, there are not actual plans made for the two to get back together.

We lerve us some celebrity ex sex as much as the next gossip, but give their track record, they should probably leave it in the past.