So, folks, last night the premiere everyone has been waiting on for months finally hit the small screen: Jersey Shore's season 2! And it didn't disappoint.
Snooki, as usual, provided the most comic relief for the hour of brainless antics that we can't ever keep our eyes off of - from asking her scary "gorilla juicehead" boyfriend (at the time) to spray-tan her face, to complaining about the tanning tax instated by Obama, to pulling out a one-liner about how a trailer-trash hick in Savannah probably does his sister "for a living."
No surprise to us viewers, but to the shock of the rest of the cast (or was it?!), Staten Island's trashiest broad, Angelina, was back to wreak havoc at the new digs in Miami after leaving super-early last season. And the girls wasted no time. Jwoww and Snooki, upon arrival to their new home, greeted everyone except Angelina. Then they screamed at her the whole cab ride to the club, and Jwoww threatened her to "take it outside." Fun!
Things are extra-awkward between Sammi and Ronnie, but what does Ronnie care? He goes and collects oral herpes from about a dozen different girls at the club (even two at a time at one point), and Sammi goes home sad. We kinda wanna see more of single Ronnie go balls-out crazy since we didn't get to the first season around, so Team Ronnie, we're on your side until Sammi gets a personality.
The "dream team" Pauly D and the Situation road-trip it down to Miami, setting off fireworks in a state where it's legal and then get their truck stuck in the mud. This kinda makes them seem a bit more like normal, down-to-earth dudes, but it isn't long before the fist-pumping and girl-chasing begins and that vision is thrown out of the window. (And really, guys? You had to call THREE AAA trucks to pick you up? Don't the bigwigs at MTV have some type of emergency rescue team on hand for stuff like this?)
Vinnie looked as understated-hot as ever, with a new sleeve of tattoos to boot. Nice to see that $10K per episode is going somewhere useful.
Though it's obvious the Jersey Shore kids are not the same nobodies they were when the last season aired, what with glimpses of paparazzi flashes going off when they leave the club, we're sure this season is still bound to incite the same nationwide love, hatred, pity and laughter as the first. Snooki AND Angelina sleep with Vinnie in the next episode?! WHAT?!



