So, folks, last night the premiere everyone has been waiting on for months finally hit the small screen: Jersey Shore's season 2! And it didn't disappoint.

Snooki, as usual, provided the most comic relief for the hour of brainless antics that we can't ever keep our eyes off of - from asking her scary "gorilla juicehead" boyfriend (at the time) to spray-tan her face, to complaining about the tanning tax instated by Obama, to pulling out a one-liner about how a trailer-trash hick in Savannah probably does his sister "for a living."

No surprise to us viewers, but to the shock of the rest of the cast (or was it?!), Staten Island's trashiest broad, Angelina, was back to wreak havoc at the new digs in Miami after leaving super-early last season. And the girls wasted no time. Jwoww and Snooki, upon arrival to their new home, greeted everyone except Angelina. Then they screamed at her the whole cab ride to the club, and Jwoww threatened her to "take it outside." Fun!

Things are extra-awkward between Sammi and Ronnie, but what does Ronnie care? He goes and collects oral herpes from about a dozen different girls at the club (even two at a time at one point), and Sammi goes home sad. We kinda wanna see more of single Ronnie go balls-out crazy since we didn't get to the first season around, so Team Ronnie, we're on your side until Sammi gets a personality.

The "dream team" Pauly D and the Situation road-trip it down to Miami, setting off fireworks in a state where it's legal and then get their truck stuck in the mud. This kinda makes them seem a bit more like normal, down-to-earth dudes, but it isn't long before the fist-pumping and girl-chasing begins and that vision is thrown out of the window. (And really, guys? You had to call THREE AAA trucks to pick you up? Don't the bigwigs at MTV have some type of emergency rescue team on hand for stuff like this?)

Vinnie looked as understated-hot as ever, with a new sleeve of tattoos to boot. Nice to see that $10K per episode is going somewhere useful.

Though it's obvious the Jersey Shore kids are not the same nobodies they were when the last season aired, what with glimpses of paparazzi flashes going off when they leave the club, we're sure this season is still bound to incite the same nationwide love, hatred, pity and laughter as the first. Snooki AND Angelina sleep with Vinnie in the next episode?! WHAT?!

Check out a recap here.

Janet Jackson has animal rights activists in a tizzy ever since she signed on as the face of luxury fur label Blackglama’s “What Becomes a Legend Most” campaign.

“It’s disappointing," says Pam Anderson, a longtime supporter of animal rights. "She has spoken out against fur before. I don’t know why some people stop listening to their heart. I guess some people get greedy, but it’s sad.”

Even PETA Senior Vice President Dan Mathew sent Jackson a letter, stating: “You and I spoke at length about the fur issue. You told me that you were always aggravated at photo shoots when stylists would try to throw fur on you and that you were even wary of wearing fake fur out of concern that it might actually be real or look real in photos and send the wrong message. You were very straightforward and sensible about it. What happened?"

Sad, indeed. The price may have been right for the campaign, but let's face it - does Ms. Jackson REALLY need any more money? We're sure she could've gotten equal pay for, say, a pleather jacket for some big-name designer. Somewhere up in animal heaven, Janet, those 60 minks that were killed to make your fur coat are shedding a tear. Just watch out for buckets of paint at fashion week, that's all we're sayin...

In an ode to the teenager in all of us, former 90210 hotties Luke Perry and Jason Priestly are reuniting for a Hallmark Movie Channel Western movie called Goodnight for Justice, which will air in 2011. The film is about a small boy in the American Old West who witnesses the violent murder of his parents and grows up to be a judge who is "hell-bent on justice," according to the network.

Perry is going to be the executive producer of the film, and Priestly, the director. The flick goes into production in August in Vancouver.

Though we would have thoroughly enjoyed seeing the two teen idols all grown up in leading roles together on the big screen, this will have to do for now.

Oh, and in other news, Perry is 40 and Priestly is 45. This makes us feel REALLY old.

Heidi Montag's recent separation from Spencer Pratt may be rubbing off into other areas of her life - in a really good way. Looks like the famewhore DNA that fueled the couple's existence was stolen by Mr. Pratt after the break-up...maybe.

According to Montag's BFF, Jen Bunney, she and Montag will no longer be co-starring in the reality show slated to be a follow-up series for cast members of The Hills.

Responding to fans, Bunney wrote on her site: "Originally I was supposed to do a reality show with Heidi, but right now it looks like some things have changed. I don't know if Heidi wants to be involved in reality TV at the moment with everything going on in her personal life (no we are not in a fight, and no Heidi is not 'dropping' me to do reality shows with the twins)."

No, not THOSE twins. (Although they are big enough. And we do wonder if she'll ever achieve her goal of having H-cups. You know - "H for Heidi.") It has been reported that Montag was considering doing a series called The Heidi Show with Hugh Hefner's ex-girlfriends (and former The Girls Next Door co-stars), twin sisters Kristina and Karissa Shannon. We're thinking this one would probably be a better fit for the girl who looks up to Barbie as her role model, anyway.

Looks like Amanda Bynes jumped the gun last month when she announced that she was "retiring" from acting.

"Being an actress isn't as fun as it may seem," the 24-year-old had written. "If I don't love something anymore, I stop doing it. I don't love acting anymore, so I've stopped doing it."

Oh, the awful, awful perils of being a famous Hollywood actress! Guess what, sweetie? The majority of the world gets up every day and does something they don't love, for eight hours a day. It's called a job, and we need it to live. And it's something most of us don't have the luxury of retiring from at the oh-so-burnt-out age of 24. Oh, and we don't get to walk down red carpets and get our hair and makeup done and get free clothes for going to fun parties and stuff like that either. Aka we hate you.

But apparently Bynes is just gonna have to suck it all up, because on Friday, she tweeted: "I've unretired." She also went ahead and plugged an ad for her next flick, Easy A, in theaters September 17.

How convenient...We wonder how Bynes will ever survive the cruel, oppressive world of acting for the rest of her years?!

Pot and other illegal drugs were found in two of Bret Michaels' tour bus, according to Indiana police. Citations were issued but no arrests were made.

The rocker's rep said to E! News: "Two of Bret’s tour buses were pulled over late last night. Officers on the scene claimed there were no trailer tag lights. No arrests were made. Mr. Michaels allowed an open search of the buses and everything was handled in a professional manner."

Drug-sniffing dogs uncovered the pot, then cops found an amount of Schedule II controlled substances – which could include anything from cocaine, oxycodone or methamphetamine – on the bus Michaels wasn't on.

Come on, roadies: Aren't you supposed to be looking after Bret?! After an aneurysm, appendicitis, and way too many years on the road, he needs all the support he can get!