December 7, 2008
People Magazine wants the world to know that A-Rod talks to them about his relationship with Madonna—even though he only uttered four words to them about the topic.
When they slipped in a question about Madonna during what was supposed to be an interview about his charitable efforts, the Yankee replied, "We're friends--that's it." You really scooped the story there, People! We believe him, fo sho. NOT!!!!!
They are boinking, getting between the sheets, making the sex, doing the horizontal polka! We know it and we can't tell you how because we might be killed. But you should believe us, because we say so.
photo: imnotobsessed.com
