October 15, 2008
According to The Sun, Madonna and Guy Ritchie will soon be releasing a statement about there imminent divorce. We're just not sure if it's true. We just can't figure it out. Her rep in London has not had any comments except to say that there will be news "when America wakes up." Meanwhile, we don't think America will ever wake up considering we've slept for eight years during the Bush Administration. But we digress. Word is the couple “can’t bear to live with the pretense any longer." And what pretense might that be? That Madonna is a force too powerful for marriage and will strip any man of his masculinity and confidence? Oh guys, you can work through that! A source blabbed to the tabloid, "Despite huge attempts to patch things up they both knew deep down that divorce was on the cards. It wasn’t a matter of ‘if’ but ‘when’. They tried hard over the last few months but their fighting was getting out of control. The final straw came before Madonna started her US tour. Madonna wanted a highly stage-managed separation, with their split being announced when it was convenient for her. She didn’t want the distraction while she is trying to concentrate on her tour. But a series of rows around Guy’s 40th birthday last month were so bad that Madge ended up storming out of the house and Guy’s had enough. Guy said if they were going to split, it has to be now—and their marriage will finally be over in a matter of weeks. Madonna was dithering at first about whether a separation would be best or whether to go ahead with the divorce. She has now agreed with Guy that a divorce is the best thing to do.”
update: Aaaaand it's official.
photo by: sayswholive.com
update: Aaaaand it's official.
photo by: sayswholive.com
