July 14, 2008
While we were sipping frozen cocktails by the beach this Saturday, Angelina Jolie was having two superhuman babies removed from her belly. Oh, to be celebuspawned by Brad Pitt and Angie.. that would be the shizzzzznit! Pardon the Snoop Dogg language but we’re still a bit hungover. Twins Vivienne Marcheline and Knox Leon are a tiny but healthy 5.03 and 5 lbs. respectively, Angie’s obstetrician, Dr. Michel Sussmann, told People. Mayor Estrosi added "Pitt and Jolie have great affection for Nice and the Fondation Lenval hospital which overlooks the Mediterranean." Why didn’t our parents take us to Nice to be born? Those Jolie-Pitt kids get to have EVERYTHING!
