Jennifer Anniston has it tough. First she gets dumped by John Mayer. Then all the greasy tabs and sites rumor her to have moved on to dating male model Matt Felker, which is reportedly so very wrong. Sources revealed to Perez Hilton, "Jennifer's friends think Matt planted this false story to get press for himself," a source tells us. "He's apparently done this kind of thing before." Felker is so fine we don't care he's a press whore. In fact, we whink he's just what the the broken-hearted Anniston needs. She has been dumped by some of the hottest guys in show biz. Her inability to keep a man is humiliating. We'd like to offer her some tips. Stop dating men so far out of your league Jen babe. This is gonna hurt but it must be said: Brad Pitt is the world's most gorgeous man and way more famous than you. John Mayer has actual talent and depth so there's no way he could stay interested in a B- movie star. Maybe Jen should try her luck with, say Pauly Shore.
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