July 24, 2008
The new Us Weekly breaks a story this week that holds such world-wide significance we think that Janice Minn may be the new Grayden Carter! (We really hope sarcasm transfers to here. If not we're screwed). Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt reportedly used IVF to get preggers to avoid the "stress" of the old fashioned bump, grind and pray method. Schtooping Brad Pitt over and over again sounds terribly stressful indeed! We love the quotes from the doctor who, of course, didn't even treat Angelina. "The chance of having fraternal twins at Angelina's age (33) naturally is under 1 percent; with in vitro, the chances are 25 percent. We live in an era of reproductive freedom, so anybody can do anything they want within legal limits." These tabs will stop at nothing to make a cover story… wait, why in the name of anything and everything holy is this a cover story?!
