Everyone Should Raise Their Kids In France

The French have a joie de vivre Americans will never understand. It even matriculates to the fabulously wealthy, gorgeous, famous and all-around god-like Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. Despite the small fact they have cadillians of Benjamins, the couple registered the birth of twins Vivienne and Knox at Brignoles Town Hall, making them eligible for quite a fair amount of financial support. A Brignoles spokewoman tells Holy Moly!, "We do not discuss individual benefits cases. But can confirm all resident local families with young children are eligible for certain benefits." This includes a government assigned nanny. We doubt the Pitt-Jolie's will allow a government assigned nanny anywhere near their rare collection of children but this fact should be chapping the asses of Americans. We NEED better health care now!