June 12, 2008
What's with all the famous feuds? Are they real? Are they publicity stunts? This is an age-old question that dates back to the days of Caesar. (Social climber got what he deserved)! It's always Paris Hilton vs. Nicole Ritchie, Barbara Walters vs. Rosie O'Donnell, Lindsay Lohan vs. any woman who speaks to DJ Samantha Ronson. Do merely average folks harbor such over-the-top quarrels such as these? It seemed like Paris and Nicole were at odds forever. They had to be kept apart on the set of "The Simple Life"at one point and suddenly now they are BFF again and are dating brothers? Paris even wants to have a baby like Nicole did so they can raise them as friends according to the tabloids. It ain't like buying the same pair of jeans Princess P!
It's not just the feuds that have us perplexed. It can get violent in Celeb Land. We've never seen anyone throw a diamond encrusted Blackberry at someone's head like Naomi Campbell or even a phone at a bellhop like Russell Crowe, except on the news when a story breaks about some sadistic parent and four scared and neglected children lay crying on the screen. Not that we would ever equate celebrity folks with abusive drug-addicted parents, throwing household objects at their crying babies. Actually, I guess we just did. Whoops.
Are we the public just a plaything for famous people to toy with and earn more bucks? Or is it the other way around? However, we don't reap any monetary rewards from following these silly spats. We do get some good ol' cheap entertainment. So even though we at Cellofame maintain we truly are pacifists, we say go ahead! Keep on fightin' anyway!
It's not just the feuds that have us perplexed. It can get violent in Celeb Land. We've never seen anyone throw a diamond encrusted Blackberry at someone's head like Naomi Campbell or even a phone at a bellhop like Russell Crowe, except on the news when a story breaks about some sadistic parent and four scared and neglected children lay crying on the screen. Not that we would ever equate celebrity folks with abusive drug-addicted parents, throwing household objects at their crying babies. Actually, I guess we just did. Whoops.
Are we the public just a plaything for famous people to toy with and earn more bucks? Or is it the other way around? However, we don't reap any monetary rewards from following these silly spats. We do get some good ol' cheap entertainment. So even though we at Cellofame maintain we truly are pacifists, we say go ahead! Keep on fightin' anyway!
