Jessica Simpson is Whipped

And you thought your life was pathetic? Jessica Simpson was the hottest thing since sliced bread for a minute.

These days. the best gig she can get is performing at Radio 99.9 Kiss Country's annual Chili Cookoff. Sad!

"I am so excited that I am going to see my boyfriend tonight!"Jess announced to the crowd, sounding like a teenager with a crush.

"My boyfriend is a football player, and he takes up my Sundays and now my Mondays," Simpson told the appreciative audience. "I am sooo happy!"

Get a life, sister!

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