August 5, 2008
Maybe Lindsay Lohan will ask us to walk her down the aisle if she marries Sam Ronson! Her trashy father sure won't fit the bill. Michael Lohan said in a report, "I haven't heard anything (about an upcoming wedding) from Lindsay, but if she was marrying Sam, I don’t think she'd ask me to walk her down the aisle. She knows about my (Christian) faith... she just wouldn't ask." Yeah, we're sure she won't ask you because of your faith and not because you've been one of the worst fathers known to man. If there's a heaven, we certainly don't want to share it with you buddy. We wish Michael was still behind bars so we didn't have to write about him.
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