Put Something in Your Mouth, Lindsay!

We mean food, btw

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Dear Hoods, Really? Were you being sarcastic? REAL breasts shrink when you lose weight. Surgically enhanced breasts STAY THE SAME regardless of how much weight you lose. I know...personally. You can gain weight and add superfluous fat around the implants, but you cannot lose the actual volume of the implant itself unless it is ruptured by an injury. So...she can become the size of a cigarette and still have those curves, ya know? That's how that song goes....

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by Sarah Polonsky
January 27, 2009

Rumors have been floating around about Lindsay Lohan shrinking down to her "scary skinny" size. She doesn't seem to comprehend that candy, Red Bull and cocaine are not part of the basic food groups.

Her flack insists she's healthy, so back off! "Lindsay is aware that she's lost some weight due to stress, but we recently did a photo shoot and she ate two full meals," said her rep.

Excuse us! Can someone get Lindsay a metal? Two full meals? So a bag of Skittles and a pack of Marlboros? Yummmmy!!

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by deb
Jul. 08, 2009
07:27 PM EDT
Dear Hoods, Really? Were you being sarcastic? REAL breasts shrink when you lose weight. Surgically enhanced breasts STAY THE SAME regardless of how much weight you lose. I know...personally. You can gain weight and add superfluous fat around the implants, but you cannot lose the actual volume of the implant itself unless it is ruptured by an injury. So...she can become the size of a cigarette and still have those curves, ya know? That's how that song goes....
by Hoods
Mar. 25, 2009
12:11 PM EDT
i dont understand how her boobs are still big? I know so many girls that lose alll this weight but most of it came from the boobies, which SUCKS (unless you got back problems)...how does this chicken lose weight everywhere BUT the boobies? anyone know? Anyone? Lindsey, honey, are you reading this? if so, let us fricken know how you lose weight everywhere else...also, if you are reading this...eat something, when your bones stick out like that...you are basically emaciated...good luck with that..
by Chris
Jan. 27, 2009
01:34 PM EST
She should get her skinny ass on the Jessica Simpson diet!
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