American Idol darling Simon Cowell, aka Mr. Nasty, seems to think he’s a big enough celebrity to leave Britney Spears star struck. He told The Mirror, “I think she was in awe of me.”
We assure you, Simon, no one is in awe of you. The only thing shocking about you is how you’ve managed to make a career out of throwing down bitchy insults and stamping on people’s dreams of becoming the next faux-superstar on the most overrated reality competition show ever.
Cowell said of Brit, “She was just staring at me. I said, ‘Touch me, I’m human,’ and I think that broke the ice.” We’re sure Brit was just a little spacey from the clinical strength sedatives her publicist force-feeds her, and not nerves from meeting a reality show star.
After all, this isn't a squealing young girl auditioning to be the next Kelly Clarkson—it's Britney, bitch.photo: underpaidprincess.blogspot.com
