The news that Lindsay Lohan and her she-male Sam Ronson turned heads as they walked into the Widener Library at Harvard and toured the Loker Reading Room upstairs for a few minutes before scares us.
The lezbots were being given a tour of the university by Caroline Kennedy's daughter, Rose Kennedy Schlossberg, who currently attends the university.
This scares us to no avail. The finest young minds in the United States are even craning their necks to a snapping point just to catch a glimpse of the tartlet and her cream puff. Ooooh cream puffs....yummmm.
Warning Harvard students: Do you see what happens to your brain when you think about celebrities all the time?! Your attention span becomes completely off—we want cream puffs now!
photo: zimbio.com
