November 7, 2008
It was a big night at Dodger Stadium when thousands of people, who spent thousands of dollars, went wild as Madonna put on her two hour concert. The big surprise of the night was an appearance by the comeback queen herself, Britney Spears. She sang some of Madge's classic, "Human Nature" alongside the soon-to-be divorced star. There was no juicy lesbionic kiss this time around, making Brit's presence pretty much useless, in our eyes. There was some hot dry humping later on though between Justin Timberlake and Madonna when he came out to perform "4 Minutes" with her. We love special guests, even if it is Britney the Funyun head. Somehow you feel like you're getting a little something for free and there is NOTHING better than free stuff, n'est pas? On another note, can you imagine if Brit and Justin never broke up? He would be 40 pounds overweight right now and have half a dozen babies. He'd smoke Camels and ingest lots of orange drink. Getting away from her was the smartest thing he has ever done.
